jamstar52 ... in more ways than one.Misty Mundae, one of the princesses of soft-core, is hilarious as Dildo Saggins in the E.I. Independent Cinema parody of The Hobbit. Yeah, there's some nudity, but this isn't soft-core, it's parody on the order of the Harvard Lampoon. Serious lowbrow humor, but here it works.This is mindless entertainment. If you're looking for sophistication, keep looking. If you're looking for extensive softcore sex scenes with cheesy 70's imitation rock music, keep looking. If you're looking for a couple good belly laughs, light up a bowl, grab some brewskis, and watch this, you'll be entertained.

Son_of_Mansfield It could be The Lord of the G-Strings: The Two Towers. Yeah. Anyway, this is a typically weak, but harmless Seduction Sinema movie. My favorite part, besides the obvious, are two names: Smirnof and Ballem. They are funny. I kept wondering why Dildo Saggins name wasn't Dildo Packin. I realize that Saggins is closer to Baggins, but isn't Packin a much better image? Hmm. And the ending, wouldn't it be better if there was actually some want to get rid of the G-String, that would make it funnier that there, essentially is no ending. Thoughts? Now, back to the obvious. Misty Mundae has nice little breasts with light pink nipples, AJ Khan's butt centered, stripper dancing is very pleasant, and Ruby Larocca's short cameo as a sultry barmaid seduced by the horny Mundae is a highlight. Also, all wood nymphs should have tongue piercings. That is all.

dahitman2389 I really liked this movie. I think it pulled off everything I needed. I found it pretty funny, though some might think otherwise. I think that if you have the extra time, and see it playing, give it a look. You might enjoy it. Personally, the wizard was the best part of the movie for me, and he kept me laughing. The names of the people were a great rip on the movie "The Lord of the Rings", which made it so much more funny for me.The movie holds a lot of fun if you give it a chance. I know I did and it was worth it. I don't know if you should buy it at first sight, but I do suggest you rent it, or watch it next time it comes on TV. Well, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. :P

radditz_13 This is a terrible movie, even for parody soft core pornography. Part of a series from this troupe, this movie receives two out of ten stars for being somewhat more watchable than its predecessor, Playmate of the Apes and successor, Spider-babe.Basically, what you have here is the end result of assigning a group of high school students to write a parody for a comedy class, and then injecting them with aphrodisiacs. If the flat jokes weren't bad enough, and there are some groaners, the sex scenes are tepid enough to bore even those with insane libido.The one genuine laugh you'll receive is at the movie's end, when Dildo encounters a friend thought long dead, and his cheesy, over powering fake laughter forces Dildo's actress to lose her composure and start genuinely cracking up. She has a nice smile. Lets hope she can get into some higher quality porn.