30,000 Leagues Under The Sea

2007
2.6| 1h30m| PG| en| More Info
Released: 09 September 2007 Released
Producted By: The Asylum
Country: United States of America
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Captain Nemo goes even deeper into insanity in this mesmerizing fantasy tale. Once again at the helm of his fearsome, wildly advanced vessel, the nautical madman endeavors to turn the world above the waves upside down.

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dhoral THIS....is a must see if you like very, very bad movies. Or if you want to hang around with your friends, drink a lot and laugh about bad movies. But be warned: THIS IS OFFICIALLY DECLARED AS BULLSHIT!!!Let's list up some BULLSHIT... 1st: ACTING! This Movie defines the word ACTING in a new way...also I'm not sure, if this Movie-Look-Alike should be declared as a Movie... All Actors are obviously made of dead Wood or other lifeless Materials...and the Main-Character (Lorenzo Lamas) performs like he hasn't even realized they're making a Movie.2nd: GOOFS! To bring it up to one point: the whole Movie is a giant GOOF!!! I don't know where to start...* Factual Errors = the whole Movie is an Error * Dialogues = what??? * Continuity = forget about that *I really thought, i've seen the most mistakes that can be made alongside making a Movie, but this one raises the Bar to another Level.3rd: STORYLINE! Jules Vernes surely rotates in his Grave. If he would still be alive, he surely had to puke all day long, caused by this Adaption of his really good Story. All Elements from his Story are turned into BULLSHIT. A Captain(Nemo)with an Ambition, that makes no sense at all. The World-Police(USA) coming to save the day...with their Top-Agent-Cop-Cyborg-Terminator-Marine-Navy Seal-Seargeant-Lt. Commander-Lorenzo Lamas. Inventions, that are so ridiculous and a Submarine...declared as Up-To-Date and new, but looks like it was built with Parts from the JunkYard...and things done, ignoring all physical laws and all discovered science...and we're not in a Dream!At last i can only WARN everyone with the words, spoken so many times before: AVOID AT ALL COST!
Theo Robertson In a previous review I stated that the cast of certain mockbusters unconsciously reminded me of " adult films " . 30,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA continues this trend . We're introduced to haughty , arrogant , abrasive Lt Commander Conseil played by Natalie Stone . I don't know why , perhaps it was her grating accent and the fact her face is caked in make up that I just expected her navy colleagues to say something along the lines of " Okay baby you gonna need to lighten up and I've just got the thing for it " . Cue clothes being ripped off , grunting and groaning and body fluids being splashed everywhere . This never happens , though if it did it might have made the film more watchable There's a few problems with this mockbuster . The acting is totally wooden , you're never convinced that the characters are USN sailors or that the action is taking place outside of a very small studio set but worst of all nothing really happens . The main plot revolves around a small team of US Navy personnel trying to find out what has happened to a nuclear sub , they get captured by Captain Nemo and spend the next hour talking . Yes it's the same Captain Nemo created by Jules Verne and most famously portrayed by James Mason . Remember in the book and Disney version he was bitterly misanthropic ? Well here he's someone who walks around corridors that look suspiciously like a small film set not saying or doing anything of any importance . Apparently he also steals some trident missiles to zap a few countries . Why ? Apparently because ... well ... well ... just because Character motivation is not the strong point of this movie . The nearest we get is Lt Commander Conseil smiling at the end which absolutely shocked me because it meant Ms Stone doubled the number of expressions she gave in the entire film . Nor is it a film that will be known for its heart thumping action sequences because there aren't any . Say what you like about The Asylum film company but they usually have several action scenes in their movies . Okay they're usually composed of dire CGI and must have cost all of 17 cents but at least they try to make things entertaining no matter how badly they fail . Here no one even seems to be trying
sue-180 What a disaster! The plot is paper-thin, the acting diabolical and I wondered if they sacked the continuity person part way through.A stricken submarine called the 'Scotia' (as in Nova Scotia) was occasionally and randomly referred to as the 'Scotty-a' by one of the main characters, who clearly hadn't learnt his lines. The leading lady's bright red (or sometimes bright purple) lipstick was an overwhelming and ever-present distraction - at one point she was rescued (by ex-hubby, naturally) from underwater to emerge unconscious and soaking wet with lips perfectly coated in vermillion. Ex-hubby was curiously unaffected by the same water, which allowed him to remain dry presumably so that his buffoned hair did not flatten. As for Captain Nemo - he was decidedly camp which didn't sit well with his egomaniacal desire to destroy the world by nuclear annihilation.If you must watch this, be prepared for a trip to hospital to have your buttocks surgically unclenched.
ourdatateam Donot ever make the mistake of watching this movie. I got this movie free from someone and the person told me its a waste of time. I was told that this is the worst movie ever made after watching the movie, But I have had seen the original Captain Nemo movie a long time ago I thought with new technology it might be made better but after watching the movie I totally agree its not worth of watching even for free. waste of time and waste of a great story I have seen the original captain Nemo comparing to that movie its as bad as it could be the director did his best to make it the worst movie ever. and the actors they never let the director down by helping him doing the worst acting of there carriers